24 nights to figure out what you're both into.


24 Nights to Rediscover Each Other.

โ€‹This isn't just about a box of toys. It's 24 nights of showing up for each other, discovering what you're into, and growing together one door at a time.

Most people think an advent calendar is just a bulk toy purchase with a discount. It's not. It's a structure. The hardest part of exploring together was never the sex, it's the starting. A calendar does that part for you, and starts the conversation every single night.

Here's who it's for:

  • Spark gone quiet? It hands you a reason to reach for each other every night.
  • New and still learning each other? It's the most fun crash course there is.
  • Curious about kink but don't know where to start? Each door hands you something you'd never have picked off a shelf.
  • Partner who always says "I don't know" what they like? Now you figure it out together, one door at a time.

And here's what sold me: the toys build on each other. A bullet one day gets a sleeve a few days later. Your collection grows and combines as you count down, so the play keeps expanding instead of repeating. By day 24 you'll both know a whole lot more about what turns you on.

I opened all three of Lovehoney's 24-day calendars on camera and broke down exactly what's inside, how much you really save, and which one's right for you.

๐Ÿ’‹Watch my full review Here:


Choose Your Erotic Journey

๐ŸŽ THE ENJOY ($129, worth $345 โ€” save 63%)โ€‹
The easiest yes, and nobody regrets starting here. Headlined by the Womanizer Starlet 3 (a real Womanizer with Pleasure Air), plus a mini wand, blindfold, menthol balm, nipple clamps, dice, rope, and more. The headline toy alone nearly covers the price. Best for beginners, solo play, and gifting. Click here to buy (Code ANNETTE15)โ€‹

๐ŸŽ THE COUPLES ($219, worth $608 โ€” save 64%)โ€‹
The deepest discount of the three, built for shared play with two hero toys instead of one. The Womanizer Liberty 2 (worth $109) plus the app-controlled We-Vibe Sync Lite (worth $99), one of you wears it, the other runs it from their phone across the room or across the country. Plus cuffs, a paddle, a glass plug, and a position game. Best for couples ready to dive in together. Click here to buy (Code ANNETTE15)โ€‹

๐ŸŽ THE LUXURY ($369, worth $908 โ€” save 59%)โ€‹
The full expedition, and the only one with a toy for every body in the bed. The Womanizer Enhance (worth $169, a 100% orgasm rate in testing), the We-Vibe Sync Lite, and the Arcwave Zing (worth $149) for serious penis stimulation, plus bondage extras, kegel balls, and bed restraints. Best for a couple with a penis and vulva who both want to be equally taken care of. Click here to buy. (Code ANNETTE15)โ€‹

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My honest note, because you know I always give you one: these are a lot of toys at once. If you're brand new to all of this, the Enjoy won't overwhelm you the way the Luxury might. Start where you actually are, not where you think you should be.

The timing couldn't be better. Kinktober, cuffing season, and the holidays all land in this window, and 24 days lands you right around the sexiest stretch of the year. Start your countdown any day you want.

Not sure which door is yours? I break down exactly who each one is for on my site.

๐Ÿ’‹ Read the full guide and pick your calendarโ€‹

Cheers,
Annette ๐Ÿ’‹


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